Soap? Very dangerous kid mistaken as ice cream

Crazy huh ? I don't know why people make this for.. I mean it's so dangerous.. ><""

Cikgu BM. Only Happens In Malaysia!!!‏

My friend sent me this joke thru e-mail, and I heard it before for quite sometime, it is quite funny XD so enjoy everyone ! This is only for those who understands Bahasa Malaysia only, or you can find someone to translate it =).

Okay here goes..

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Tell this to your friends who understand Bahasa Malaysia.

I'm going to watch...

I love you Beth Cooper

Hmm~ this movie.. I've been aiming for this movie not cos of the girl ><"" I think it's because of the plot, seems interesting.. But I need to find some friends to watch with, friends that understand "Western Jokes" Anyone wanna watch this movie with me ? Call me... =)

Image That
Ganna watch this movie soon, Eddie Murphy my favorite XD. I can watch this movie with anyone ! Whoever is interested call me =)

Orphan
Orphan a Horror movie, my girl wants to watch this movie so badly (ofcause myself as well) so ganna watch this movie on the 8th of Sept, also ganna watch it at Prangin Mall, which we don't really like that place but no choice.. No car T-T
Whoever is interested to watch this movie with us can call me anytime =)

District 9
I heard from one of my friend says that this movie is a piece of crap.. = ="" didn't really get what his trying to say about this movie, but I think I need to watch it myself since is Sci-Fi.
Who wants to watch it with me, call me please =)

Up

Up is a 2009 American computer-animated comedy-adventure film produced by Pixar Animation Studios about a cranky old man and an overeager Wilderness Explorer who fly to South America in a floating house suspended from helium balloons. It is distributed by Walt Disney Pictures, and premiered by opening the 2009 Cannes Film Festival as the first animated film ever to do so. The film was released on May 29, 2009 in North America and is scheduled for release on October 9, 2009 in the United Kingdom. Up is director Pete Docter's second feature-length film (after Monsters, Inc.), and features the voices of Edward Asner, Christopher Plummer, Bob Peterson, and Jordan Nagai. It is Pixar's tenth feature film and the studio's first to be presented in Disney Digital 3-D, and is accompanied in theaters by the short film Partly Cloudy. The film was also shown in Dolby 3D in selected theaters.

Comment:
Watched this movie with my girl and some new friends yesterday, love Dug.. But not as good as I expected.. There are a few parts really makes me feel like "I wish I have those" watch the movie and you will understand.

Sneak Peek:

Trailer:

Funny eggs !

Here's some funny egg pictures that I got it from my friend =) enjoy..